tl;dr: After acquiring ten old Android 6.0.1 phones for an SMS gateway project, the author rediscovered the appeal of lightweight, degoogled Android development. Their attempt to publish a text editor called Tabby on the Play Store was rejected with an NSFW screenshot from an unrelated app attached as justification, and the appeal was denied without explanation. Frustrated by Google's opaque and broken review process—especially as Google tightens its grip on app distribution—they're abandoning the Play Store for F-Droid and itch.io.